L.A. Law

Pilot

When Arnie and Roxanne found in the office is the junior partner Norman Chaney lying dead in his desk.

Those Lips, That Eye

The House of the Rising Flan

The Princess and the Wiener King

Simian Chanted Evening

Slum Enchanted Evening

Raiders of the Lost Bark

Gibbon Take

The Venus Butterfly

Fry Me to the Moon

El Sid

Sidney, the Dead-Nosed Reindeer

Prince Kuzak in a Can

The Douglas Fur Ball

December Bribe

Beef Jerky

Becker on the Rox

Fifty Ways to Floss Your Lover

The Grace of Wrath

Sparky Brackman RIP ?-1987

Oy Vey! Wilderness!

Pigmalion

The Lung Goodbye

The Wizard of Odds

Cannon of Ethics

Brackman Vasektimized

The Brothers Grimm

Auld L'Anxiety

Rohner vs. Gradinger

Goldilocks and the Three Barristers

Divorce with Extreme Prejudice

Full Marital Jacket

Gorilla My Dreams

Hand Roll Express

Beauty and Obese

Petticoat Injunction

The Bald Ones

Fetus Completus

Belle of the Bald

Open Heart Perjury

Leapin' Lizards!

Chariots of Meyer

Hey, Lick Me Over

The Son Also Rises

Romancing the Drone

Sperminator

Princess and the Pee

Dummy Dearest

To Live and Diet in L.A.

I'm in the Nude for Love

Victor/Victorious

The Plane Mutiny

Izzy Ackerman or Is He Not?

The Accidental Jurist

Barstow Bound

Leave It to Geezer

The Unbearable Lightness of Boring

His Suit Is Hirsute

America the Beautiful

Urine Trouble Now

Consumed Innocent

The Unsterile Cuckoo

Captain Hurt

When Irish Eyes Are Smiling

The Mouse That Soared

One Rat, One Ranger

Lie Down and Deliver

Placenta Claus Is Coming to Town

The Good Human Bar

Noah's Bark

The Pay's Lousy, But the Tips Are Great

True Brit

On Your Honor

Whatever Happened to Hannah?

Ex-Wives and Videotapes

Blood, Sweat and Fears

Bounds for Glory

Justice Swerved

Watts a Matter?

Bang... Zoom... Zap

Forgive Me Father, for I Have Sued

Outward Bound

The Last Gasp

The Bitch Is Back

Happy Trails

Lie Harder

Armand's Hammer

Smoke Gets in Your Thighs

Vowel Play

New Kidney on the Block

God Rest Ye Little Gentleman

Splatoon

Pump It Up

Rest in Pieces

He's a Crowd

Dances with Sharks

The Gods Must Be Lawyers

The Beverly Hills Hangers

Good to the Last Drop

Mutinies on the Banzai

As God Is My Co-Defendant

Speak, Lawyers, for Me

There Goes the Judge

On the Toad Again

Since I Fell for You

Something Old, Something Nude

TV or Not TV

Do the Spike Thing

Spleen It to Me, Lucy

Monkey on My Back Lot

Badfellas

Lose the Boss

The Nut Before Christmas

Guess Who's Coming to Murder?

Back to the Suture

All About Sleaze

I'm Ready for My Closeup, Mr. Markowitz

Steal It Again, Sam

Diet, Diet, My Darling

Great Balls Afire

From Here to Paternity

P.S. Your Shrink Is Dead

Love in Bloom

Silence of the Lambskins

Beauty and the Breast

Double Breasted Suit

Say Goodnight, Gracie

L.A. Lawless

Daniel Morales joins the firm on an episode punctuated by the 1992 L.A. riots. Meanwhile, Becker's case involves a theme park's Homer Simpson character

Second Time Around

A murder case comes back to haunt McKenzie; Markowitz returns home to new terrors; Brackman sinks into legal troubles; Becker returns from a global journey; Mullaney considers jumping ship.

Zo Long

Zoey looks for a change; mudslinging follows Rollins; Becker looks inward; and Brackman sees life's underbelly from behind bars.

Wine Knot

A case of sour grapes pits sibling winemakers; Roxanne yearns for something to give life purpose; Markowitz goes on an impromptu excursion with Benny.

My Friend Flicker

Becker cozies up to a studio mogul whose daughter's divorce he's handling; McKenzie takes a pro bono case involving a hearing-impaired friend accused of reverse discrimination; Roxanne thinks she's found Mr. Right; Brackman begins his memoirs.

Love on the Rox

Kelsey fights for a man's right to choose in an injunction against his ex-wife to stop her from using their frozen embryos; Gwen believes someone is stalking her; a gun-toting Markowitz shares a secret with Benny.

Helter Shelter

The lawyers welcome associate Melina Paros ; Markowitz goes off the deep end while helping Benny; Becker accepts an intricate assignment from Flicker; and Brackman teams with an unlikely partner.

Christmas Stalking

Paros hopes to prove child abuse in a case for the attorney general's office; Becker heads out of town---at knife point; Roxanne and Mullaney share a special gift at Christmas.

Odor in the Court

A couple whose daughter was murdered try to block the prison release of her killer; Flicker skates on thin ice with Becker; Brackman tries to revitalize his sex life.

Spanky and the Art Gang

The trial of a sexual-bondage dominatrix has ramifications for the firm and World Wide Studios; Rollins defends the right to free artistic expression of a sculptor whose work incited civil unrest.

Bare Witness

Markowitz stands up to his attackers; Gwen is jarred by nightmares about Morales's late wife; a topless-club owner faces charges of violating a city decency clause; and a shrewd new admirer goes after Becker.

Parent Trap

A man fights to have his girlfriend kept on life support so his unborn child can reach full term; Morales is left holding a smoking gun; Mullaney's hard-drinking father pays an unexpected visit; Markowitz's case is settled.

Hello and Goodbye

A widow charges a news photographer with encouraging her late husband's suicide; Mullaney maintains a vigil by his father's hospital bed; and authorities are summoned to locate baby Lucy.

Where There's a Will

McKenzie pursues a witness who could re-open Osgood's case; a murder-for-hire case involves Paros with a family friend; star-crossed lovers cross literary swords in the courtroom.

F.O.B.

Becker takes on a boxer's wife as a client; Kelsey's client boasts of Clinton Administration connections; and Morales defends a man on trial for murdering his daughter's rapist.

Cold Shower

A client with tax problems refuses to deal with the IRS unless she gets some respect; and a gay defendant charged with art theft claims he was entrapped by a friendly undercover cop.

That's Why the Lady Is a Stamp

Siblings get more than they bargained for in a stamp collection owned by their late father; a postal worker holds his employer responsible for the death of his wife, who was shot by a disgruntled sorter.

Come Rain or Come Schein

An Hispanic construction worker claims he was snowed by a couple who hired him; a divorcing husband rains on his wife's parade; a TV weatherman sues after being replaced by a telegenic comedian.

Vindaloo in the Villows

Descendants of a slave seek the return of their ancestor's paintings, now valuable folk art in the collection of the slave owner's great-great grandson; the results of a restaurant brawl are argued in court; and Benny encourages a mentally handicapped friend to report her rape.

Testing, Testing, 1...2...3...4

A teacher cleared of molestation charges demands reinstatement by the school that fired him; a baseball fan files assault charges against a player who's tired of his heckling.

Bourbon Cowboy

A teenage prostitute claims her boyfriend forced her to rob a man; Becker represents a country music star whose wife's career is better than his; and Gwen's teacher makes another sexual advance.

Hackett or Pack It

Roxanne delivers Buddy Hackett and much-needed help to Dave Meyer, who breezes back into her life with another sales pitch; Rosalie takes the stand against her rapist; Gwen prepares for the sexual-harassment case against her professor

Book of Renovation, Chapter 1

Candidates for new associates are interviewed; and on the docket is a lawyer's sex-discrimination suit and a murder case.

Leap of Faith

A vet charges a doctor with negligence in treating his illness; a man holds a TV shopping network responsible for enticing his shopaholic wife to spend.

How Much Is That Bentley in the Window?

Eli puts Jonah on the stand; Becker longs for a Bentley; and Morales's artistic eye puts him in charge of office renovation.

Foreign Co-Respondent

McKenzie urges Eli to join the firm and his restricted men's club; a couple move to sue their travel agent for a nightmare trip; a Chinese financier faces murder charges for the death of an illegal immigrant.

The Green, Green Grass of Home

Markowitz tries to arrange a surrender for a '60s radical who aided a Black Panther prison escape; pot-smoking parents sue after their daughter informs on them.

Safe Sex

Politics complicate Rollins and Markowitz's defense of Barry and get in the way of Kelsey and Jane's defense of a right-winger charged with spying on an employee; and Becker calls in a security consultant.

Pacific Rimshot

Rollins and Markowitz try to turn the jury against the Government in the Ellison trial; Becker has a highway mishap; Eli fears he'll never adapt to L.A.'s fast lane.

Eli's Gumming

A prostitute brings rape charges against a record executive who claims to have exotic sexual needs; an insecure student sues his voice therapist for fraud; while studying for the bar exam, Eli contends with the passions of two women.

Rhyme and Punishment

Mamie Van Doren is a guest at the firm's Christmas party; the son of an aging comic believes his father is being exploited by a mistress; Roxanne asks Mullaney to surrender parental rights.

He Ain't Guilty, He's My Brother

Mullaney's involvement with Judge Walker raises misconduct charges; Morales tries to get a reduced sentence for a confessed criminal; and a woman charges her boyfriend with sexual fraud.

McKenzie, Brackman, Barnum & Bailey

A ballerina sues a dance company for breach of contract; an aging juggler accuses his protégé of stealing his act; and Benny dances around a commitment to Rosalie.

Cold Cuts

Two mountaineers face charges after resorting to cannibalism; a mathematician adds up the consequences of divorce; and Denise lands in the middle of a father-son feud.

Age of Insolence

A biological father of a 2-year-old sues for custody of his daughter; a prudish librarian claims that a caddish co-worker taunted her with vulgarities; and Rollins gives the firm an ultimatum.

God Is My Co-Counsel

Rosalie reveals that she said "I do" before; Jane's father meddles in her case involving a biology teacher fired for teaching creationism.

Three on a Patch

Rambunctious senior citizens test a testosterone patch and disrupt life at their retirement home; an inmate wants his maximum-security facility closed down; partners choose a new associate.

Whose San Andreas Fault Is It, Anyway?

An ad exec is sued for sexual harassment by a copywriter with whom she had an affair; a client suing her contractor for earthquake damage finds answers in the Bible.

Silence Is Golden

Patrick throws his weight around and crosses Becker while assisting on a civil case; and Rollins' case involves him with a model and her overprotective father.

Dead Issue

A libel suit involves a journalist who accused a nuclear physicist of conducting radiation experiments on unwitting subjects; and a woman sues her Deadhead husband for divorce.

Tunnel of Love

Patrick pulls another fast one; a rumor about Belinda troubles Becker; the owner of a show dog with a litter of mongrels sues her mutt of a neighbor.

How Am I Driving?

Becker tries to hush up his client's connection to a well-placed madam; an incorrigible teen sues to be released from rehab; Eli goes through a broker to buy a car.

Whistle Stop

Becker blames Belinda's personal malice for his becoming a murder suspect; Mullaney anticipates trouble with a judge who used to date Carolyn; and McKenzie gets troubling news.

Finish Line

It's case closed for the Emmy-winning series with a retirement announcement from McKenzie, news that couldn't come at a worse time for Becker.